Death to Pagers: 15 Uses for Obsolete Pagers (#8 Will Shock You!)
Long term care and senior housing communities around the world are finding their archaic pager systems to be ineffective and outdated. They’re coming to RCare Mobile™ for the two-way communication, and the “I Got It” accountability feature.
When healthcare professionals communicate about life and death emergencies, they need more than just a beep and a phone number. They need to know who is having the emergency, and what kind of emergency it is. They need to know where it is, what is needed, and who is responding. They need to know how urgent the matter is. Should they drop everything and run, or can they finish with their current patient first? And they need to know right away. That’s why it’s time for pagers to pack it in. Hit the road. Make way for more effective technology. Make way for RCare Mobile’s accountability.
Disgruntled nurses across the country are sending video footage of their hilarious disposals of the old tech. Check out the footage from the front…
But I know some of you are worried. When the war has been won, and health facilities are communicating with technology from this decade, what is to become of all those old pagers? If you’re like my grandparents, you’re thinking, those thingamajigees still have some good in them.
- Look at this perfect spoon rest!
- No more unpleasant odors in the fridge when you keep things fresh with an old pager.
- Never lose your place again with a pager bookmark.
- Surprise your guests with this low-fat alternative to butter!
- Freeze one to use on boo boos or in a lunch box to keep cold items cold.
- Don’t fight with your toothpaste. Just clip your pager to the tube.
- A pager has proven to be an effective punishment when your kids are acting up.
- No more table rings if you use Pager coasters for all of your drinks.
- Everyone needs a recipe holder!
- Wobbly Chair? No more. Prop it up with a pager.
- Home decor never looked so good. Every flower arrangement needs one of these.
- A beeping pager can do wonders to scare away unwanted critters from your wood pile.
- Make the neighbors jealous with these charming napkin rings!
- Let the warm breeze in when you prop open your window with a pager.
- Bad hair day? Try a fashionable and trendy pager.
As the official RCare MobileTM War on Pagers wages on, RCare wants to help you figure out some good uses for these previously unusable items. There’s no need for them to go to waste. We’ve come up with 15 new and innovative uses for your old pagers. (Note that none of the new uses involve taking care of patients and residents or communicating with staff. That’s better left to RCare MobileTM.) Enjoy new ways to use your pagers.